Motherhood

Me: "I just don't know if I'm ready to be a mom yet."
Daughter: "Mom, I'm 3."

Toddler Bliss

When I grow up, I want to be a toddler again.

Selfie

Toddler Selfie - She's better at taking them than I am.

My Turn!

My turn to take pictures! #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

No pictures!

I said no more pictures! #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Bath Time

Bath Time. Need I say more? #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Mall Brat

Snarling at the other kids usually helps her get the mall's play area all to herself. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Grandpa

Too much silliness! #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry. Thanks for the great picture, Karen Ellis/KKreations!

Hold the Door

"Please can I watch Game of Thrones?" #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Turn on the Waterworks

Water too wet. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

F U, Mall

What she thinks of mall prices. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

If You Build It, There Will Be Anger

"No, you build the bear!" #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Summertime Blues

Summer is a lot of work. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

We Said Great America

This isn't Great America. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Watershed Moment

Fountain too lovely. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Let them Eat Cake

Cake not gluten.y enough. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Joy? Ride

Get me off this thing. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

"Scoot Back to the Store"

"I wanted the pink scooter instead." #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Polarized Issue

People not donating enough to help save the polar bears. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Not So Grate Restaurant

No mac n cheese on the menu. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Monday Blues

Mondays are rough! And this chair isn't gonna cover itself in chalk. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Sunday Funday?

Way too much fun being had. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Fiery Temper

Where there's smoke, there's anger. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

In Da Club

No bottle service up in this club. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

The Hills have Anger

The hills were angry that day, my friends. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Thoughts on the Gym

The gym is the pits. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

PlayHouse Hunters

This house not open concept. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Minnie Mouse

Minnie Mouse way too sweet for her liking. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Happy? Birthday

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Bearded Dragon

Iguana take it home. #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Halfsies?

He wouldn't let her pay half the bill. #independentwoman #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

What the?

What the...? Not so sure about this.  #angryeyebrowz #angrytoddler #angry

Flowers...Yuck!

Flower way too fragrant. #angrytoddlers #angryeyebrowz #angry